Aizen's still stalling on the war and I'm not sure why. Maybe he's busy with his ... twins, but that's unlike him. Of course, he's been unlike himself for a while.

Still, the war's going to break out soon. Soul Society is preparing. Matt tells me the new ... chapters of our fandom are revealing. Of the vaizards and Urahara and.

I'm not sure what to make of it.

I keep training with Shirayuki, but I think it will only go so far if I continue training by myself.

I'll have to tell someone soon that I've achieved bankai.

I haven't even told Ichigo. Although why Zangetsu wouldn't suspect and tell him, I don't know.

Well. I guess I've told Matt. Since the whole ... freezing of the hotel room thing. But he's been busy with classes at the Academy and Hitsugaya-taichou and, really, he can't train with me either.

... hm.

Nii-sama's closed down the bakery for a while. Sad. I could use a piece of red velvet cake.

I ....... accidentally froze our hotel suite.

Matt tells me it might be a problem if I do that on the plane ride back on Saturday.

But then again. We could just get STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING. Or the plane could fall apart. Or the engine could fail. Or we could crash into another plane. Or we could drop into the ocean. Or a menos grande could eat it.

...

I wonder if I can shunpo back to Japan.

Matt can fall into an ocean by himself since he likes planes so much.

I'm in America now! Matt and I got here last week after visiting London.

So far I've tried:

1. Fish and chips
2. Crumpets
3. Pizza
4. Hot dogs
5. Vendor thingies
6. Kabobs
7. Spaghetti
8. Subs
9. Cheetos
10. Lots and lots of ice cream

I think I'm going to die of too much food. I blame Matt.

We're going to see Phantom of the Opera with the vampires and Badou and Haine-san soon though! And then go to a fancy restaurant that's called Club 21 and everyone gets to dress up pretty for it. Alice-san and I bought Matt a JAMES BOND SUIT.

Alice-san helped me pick out a pretty purple dress. She said it matched my eyes. I'm excited!

Matt took pictures of the rave the other day. Badou said he would be able to get them away from me. I said he couldn't. He said he could.

I take that as a challenge, so here. I'm going to make sure EVERYONE SEES HOW CUTE HE IS. :3 And then it will live on foreever.

You don't get a cut because this is better than a YouTube video, too adorable, and I don't feel like it.



Aren't they adoooooooooooorable? :3

[[OOC: Original fanart found here! ENTIRE manip by the genius that is me~ ♥]]

Poll #1168642 Badou and Haine-san are an OTP
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 21

Do you see the makings of an OTP?

Would Matt look DASHING in pink goggles?

Should Rukia enlarge and sell her copies of pictures of the rave?

FINALLY. Why do you think Badou and Haine-san AREN'T an OTP yet?

I feel like I should reward myself with ice cream now. Or a juicebox. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaatt.

I haven't updated in a while. I've been here, but. I was busy. Or something.

Anyways.

Matt and I are going to go to America and England like we planned before ... well. Just before. It's going to be exciting!!

I think we timed it well too because the other moron's being kidnapped by his vaizard lover people again.

Renji and Kyouya have gone crazy and Badou was always crazy, but then Haine-san's brother is crazy too and so I decided to write poetry to express my feelings about them. Well okay, Kyouya was always crazy, but really, who plays 303 games of Scrabble?

I'm not cutting ANY of this because I don't believe in hiding my artistic genius!!

1. In the Land of the Biffles



There once was a bunny person named Badou,
Giovanni really liked his shoe,
Giovanni had sunglasses and Badou had smelly cigarettes,
And everyone thought that Badou also had tourettes.

They liked to pretend that they were full of hate,
But Rukia knew it was fate!!
So Badou said "Let's be biffles!"
And Giovanni said "Sounds spiffle!"
And so Rukia wrote them a poem and drew them as bunnies and they thanked her for it later. ♥


...

2. So Very Pink



There once was a redhead named Matt,
Who posted a secret about Hitsugaya-taichou as a cat,
Matt didn't believe Rukia would make his goggles pink.
So she did and they looked pretty and really made him think,
"Maybe I do like pink after all! And Rukia ilu ilu ilu let me buy you juiceboxes forever!!"

...

3. We Need Lives



Renji and Kyouya were big morons,
Who had no lives because they were huge bore-ons,
Renji thought about stupid orange glasses,
While Kyouya played Scrabble and skipped classes,
And they should both really find hobbies or Rukia is going to kick them seven ways to Friday and then force them to go shopping with her because P.S. there's a new Chappy video out. ♥


...

4. An Unhealthy Relationship



Ichigo loved Shinji's creepy grin,
And Shinji liked to get kicked in the shin,
They had a really weird hate-love thing going on,
Since they're both loud and creepy and annoy a ton,
And Rukia didn't listen to Ichigo's cry for help as Shinji stole him for their three-week romance because she was having fun in America. ♥

...

5. Needs More Paper Bags



Said Envy to Misa "I look like a tree!"
Said Misa to Envy "You look better than me!"
And then people screamed as they saw their faces,
So they stuck on paper bags so as not to get hit by maces,
And Rukia laaaaaaaaaaaughed and laaaaaaaaaaaaughed and didn't sign their paper bags. :D

...

Maybe I should be a poet too. But art is my passion! Maybe I can be BOTH and honor both Soul Society and the human world with my talent.

I wonder if Itachi and Mello got eaten by a whale. I bet they didn't taste very good.

I'm out of juiceboxes.

Edit: I was going to write one about the vampires, but I was afraid they would eat me. I'm too fragile to be eaten! D:

I'm not dead. And I won't be as long as I can help it.

Shirayuki has a secret to share. This time I'm going to listen.

We're coming for you, Arrancar. And your little hommunculi friends too.

Log is private; No characters were there to see, etc. etc.

Who: Envy and Rukia at first, joined by Grimmjow and Shirosaki (Hollow!Ichigo) later
What: Envy and Rukia meet to kick the shit out of each other. Grimmjow and Shiro find them later. A WAR DUN BEEN BROUUUUUUGHT.
Where: The same place Matt was ripped to shreds
When: Last night
Why: Because Envy and Rukia are Brawl's worst enemies

Notes:

+ THE GRIMMJOW VS. SHIROSAKI PORTION OF THE LOG. More vicious fighting to come later because Shirosaki dun been pissed off.

+ I don't usually put ratings on logs, but. Rated R for lots of violence, blood, and language.

+ This log is epic.

+ A bit on the long side, but definitely definitely worth the read. Especially if you like fight logs.

+ Bleach dictionary:

Kidou; demon magic; in this case, mostly a blast of spiritual pressure (like a little ball of power that you blast at people)
Cero; the arrancar version of the blast kidou (a huuuuge ball of spirit energy that has a large range of destruction
Shikai; first stage of a zanpakutou (soul slayer/sword)'s (there are two total for every zanpakutou)
Bankai; second stage of a zanpakutou, the most powerful/ultimate power stage
Reiatsu; spiritual energy

+ THE OFFICIAL OFFENSIVE/FIRST ATTACK OF THE WAR.

+ Enjoy. ♥

( Part II; Grimmjow vs. Shirosaki -- His vision was the Hollow’s and the Hollow’s was his and their voices melded together in a single hissed warning. 'Back off.' )

Log is private; No characters were there to see, etc. etc.

Who: Envy and Rukia at first, joined by Grimmjow and Shirosaki (Hollow!Ichigo) later
What: Envy and Rukia meet to kick the shit out of each other. Grimmjow and Shiro find them later. A WAR DUN BEEN BROUUUUUUGHT.
Where: The same place Matt was ripped to shreds
When: Last night
Why: Because Envy and Rukia are Brawl's worst enemies

Notes:

+ I don't usually put ratings on logs, but. Rated R for lots of violence, blood, and language.

+ This log is epic.

+ A bit on the long side, but definitely definitely worth the read. Especially if you like fight logs.

+ Bleach dictionary:

Kidou; demon magic; in this case, mostly a blast of spiritual pressure (like a little ball of power that you blast at people)
Cero; the arrancar version of the blast kidou (a huuuuge ball of spirit energy that has a large range of destruction
Shikai; first stage of a zanpakutou (soul slayer/sword)'s (there are two total for every zanpakutou)
Bankai; second stage of a zanpakutou, the most powerful/ultimate power stage
Reiatsu; spiritual energy

+ Rukia gon go bankai. Riah, Megs, and I had a wonderful time scrambling around at 3 am for nearly 40 minutes trying to perfect this. ♥

+ THE OFFICIAL OFFENSIVE/FIRST ATTACK OF THE WAR.

+ Enjoy. ♥

( Part I; Envy vs. Rukia, Round II -- He was going to tear Rukia apart. She wouldn't have the benefit of dying instantly by having her spine removed. Oh, no.  )

Log is private; No characters were there to see, etc. etc.

Who: Mello and Rukia
What: Finding Matt's body. And breaking
Where: Behind some random Tokyo building
When: Friday night
Why: Because they're the only ones left

Notes:

+ Don't read if you don't want to cry. ;___;
--> Eta; OKAY FINE. DON'T READ IF YOU'RE AS PATHETIC AS I AM, THEN. ;_;

+ MelloRuki ♥

( His mutilated body and broken goggles were all that were left of him. )

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.

So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he really needs a social life and something to eat that doesn't involve highlighter yellow liquids.

And because Matt has a total of 3 6 friends, we decided to invite all of you and then the random vampires he befriended because he's suicidal. Not that you two aren't lovely. ♥

THE POINT, PEOPLE. Is that you are to show up at Matt and Mello's apartment tomorrow at 7 pm. Bring presents. But if it's better than mine I'm throwing it out.

No, I joke. Sort of.

Cloud-san we need you to take him Chocobo-Riding tomorrow. CAN YOU HANDLE IT. I think you caaaaaaan. :D

BE SNEAKY, PEOPLE. Matt's a sharp one when he's not being stupid.

Also. Is anyone allergic to BAKED GOODS, because you'll be eating a lot of them.